just wanna type out something funny that happened today

i went to a malay wedding at Bishan accompanying my mom
before going back home we stopped by at Junction 8 for toilet
i wanted to go in a cubicle but most of them the doors were closed
then there's this one cubicle the door wasnt indicated locked
pushed the door, and there, a HUGE man sitting on the bowl with pants down
oh. my. god.
yes i was embarassed cos there were many people in the toilet
i walked away the moment i saw the man
(so..yea..i didnt see IT)
the man seemed a bit retarded
and it took him quite a while before pushing back the door
i wonder how many other people saw

the train back home was damn crowded
as me n my mom were moving to the center,
there's this girl(teenager), quite plump, FARTED!
its damn loud and damn obvious
cos she was like about to stand up
gosh...i can only imagine that from someone old and in coffee shop
not from A GIRL in THE TRAIN
worse is that, it happened exactly when we were walking past her
i held my laughter but giggled n smiled
i dunno...i think its funny
cos, her fart noise was unique...yes! UNIQUE!
AND LOUD!
in a CROWDED train!

HaHa
hAhA